Wednesday, June 3, 2009

YES WE CAN!!!

OK...So the BigMan has been gone a while. I haven't posted much. Not that anyone complained. Hey!! How is that "Hope and Change" working out for ya?
Man are we doing great or what? BHO's economy is roaring back, the Chinese are in awe of his economical acuity, and even Pravda, that former Communist State Run Newspaper is singing the great one's praises...OK so all of that isn't exactly true.. I at least did my part for the economy, I bought a new vehicle from Chrysler before BHO sold them to Fiat. If I remember correctly, the Govt. and BHO screamed "We can't let GM and Chrysler go Chapter 11!' back in the fall. Although once Hussien--

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It's OK to call him that now, he has just claimed that although we aren't a Christian nation, we could be the largest Muslim nation on earth...Yippee!
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--got his claws into them it was just fine to go Chapt.11 , that is how he took them over. You see, if they would have done it on their own they would still be independent entities and they
could have invalidated all of the UAW contracts... Heavens to Mergatroid, we couldn't let that happen... Instead the UAW owns most of Chrysler and a big chunk of GM. Hussien also keeps telling us that they were doing so poorly because they were making cars that no American or anybody for that matter wanted to buy... Like GM's Hummer... Proof of that is that it only took 4 hours for the ChiComs to buy that division.. Boy did GM rip them off or what? I mean who wants to buy a large safe 4WD vehicle nowadays other than 1Billion Chinese? Also the SAAB division, there are only 16 companies bidding on it, SAAB was obviously an Albatross around the neck of GM.. Not unlike Saturn, I mean there are only 10 companies wanting to take that worthless chunk of GM off of Hussien's Hands.. No wonder they were losing so much money huh? Couldn't have anything to do with the fact that $1800.00 of each car sold was just to pay for the GM retirees health care. Not even that there are 5,000 GM employees in the UAW "Job Bank". They make 75% of their salary to sit around and smoke cigarettes while reading the Paper... Waiting for GM to open a new plant and give them work.. No It is just that Americans want to buy little "Green" fuel efficient cars and those stupid Capitalists wouldn't listen!!! They kept building Pick Up trucks, and SUVs!!! I mean you never see any of those in anyone's
Driveways!! That is why Ford is going to ramp up their production in the third quarter of SUV's Trucks and Muscle cars like the Mustang, because they are evil environment hating Capitalists and they won't give us a choice!!! They are going to make us buy these horrible vehicles... THE HUMANITY!!! MY GOD DO THEY HATE POLAR BEARS THAT MUCH!!! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR IN BANGLADESH, THEY WILL DROWN BECAUSE OF
GLOBAL WARMING!!! FORD IS JUST A BUNCH OF HATERS!!!!

I don't know about you, but Hussien is the Man... First thing he did was make GM stop all plans for a Hydrogen Car.. I mean, it was actually going to be a big ugly car like we currently drive
except that it would run on hydrogen.. What a waste... Everyone wants to buy a Smart4two car.. That is why there is such a waiting list to buy one..At least there should be if so many Americans
didn't hate the environment so much.. The "O" is going to fix that... He now has a Justice Dept official that is going to lead the "Enviromental Justice" crusade. Everyone knows that our abuse of the environment affects the "Poor, Minorities, Women, and Children" disproportionately..

Yes, things are getting better and better... I just can't wait for August!!! That is when His Grace, the Benevolent one is going to fix health care!!! I am so glad the Auto industry and Economy have been fixed... On to bigger and better things!!! Remember as Americans, can we do Facism better than the Italians of Germans?? In BHO's words "YES WE CAN!!"

1 comment:

Little Sister said...

I missed your posts brother, though I lurk more than I comment. Where else can I learn about what the "king" is doing to my country? On CNN? Nope, our euro version just doesn't care enough about the US to give many details. Also, I get to laugh and shake my head all at the same time....and feel like I left a more learned individual. Thanks, teach! Keep givin' em hell. Have you thought about getting a radio show, you do have a good voice for that.... :)